It's A Blurb! it's a Blame! It's Super Committee!
It was August, it was hot as heck, and also the scenario was dire. The president required his credit limit increased in time for the vacations, or the globe would be destroyed! so he took the sort of drastic action solely a career politician with vast expertise in community organizing may take: he appointed a committee. but not simply any committee, no! a super Committee!
Charged with fixing everything by Thanksgiving, the Super Friends gathered around a table at a top-secret location... cartoon heroes on one aspect, cartoon villains on the other. Rhino, whose super power is agreeing with his arch-enemies and who so sat at the chair in the middle, spoke 1st. "You're right, Joker," he said. "We ought to yank those taxes up nice and high! especially on those millionaires and billionaires who somehow manage to form $200K!"
"You cannot do this," said arch-villain Captain America. "Those are business house owners. they're the only hope we've for investment and employment and recovery of the global economy."
Everyone simply stared at the Captain, and finally, the Super Demediacrat coalition got up and left the area. "You get that guy?" Two-Face said, rolling his eyes as they huffed out. "Private sector. Sheesh."
Once they all settled in at their new top-secret location, Lex Luther (the super brain behind the coalition) spoke quietly over tented fingers. "This is that the deal," he said. "There are no deal."
After an awed hush, Rhino dared speak. "But Mr. Luther, if we don't build a deal by Thanksgiving, we have to, like, sell the navy!"
Luther simply smiled.
"Wait," said the Red Menace, "that's brilliant! we have a tendency to sell the navy to China - they have one - and then we have a tendency to rent a bazillion government staff to build us a replacement one! bigger government, the illusion of employment, happy China... all issues solved!"
"But what concerning the $600 billion that'll embark of entitlementses, Precious?" asked Gollum. "Not gonna happen!" everybody yelled in unison. "If we've to, we'll simply sell the air force, too," said The green Boondoggle. "I bet that'll fetch a fairly penny." "But who can we find who desires a contemporary, stealthy air force and has that sort of money?" Rhino asked.
Luther simply smiled.
"Iran?" prompt Menace. everybody agreed that Iran, or their friends, may use a contemporary air force and will afford to buy one. There was abundant rejoicing.
And that's how the president and his Super Friends saved the day and made the globe safe for socialism. Now, drink your soy milk and return to sleep, very little voters. haven't got nightmares concerning freedom and personal prosperity... those monsters were slain 3 years ago.
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by Michael D. Hume, M.S.
Michael Hume may be a speaker, writer, and consultant specializing in serving to people maximize their potential and enjoy inspiring lives. As part of his inspirational leadership mission, he coaches executives and leaders in growing their personal sense of well-being through wealth creation and management, in conjunction with personal vitality.
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